14 December 2014

KILLER PUSSY-SEXUAL PARASITE/2004

I am not sure that there is a thriving Vagina Dentata sub-genre in horror films, but the film Teeth was released in 2007 (review coming right up). What could possibly be said positive about a film where girls have vaginas with teeth that emasculate men by the truck load is beyond me, but there seems to be a small market for this since Sexual Parasite was released in 2004 and is discussed here under the name it is more commonly known title, Killer Pussy (Kieseichu "Kiraa Pusshii"). I think a suitable term for this type of film would be “splatterotica”. That is, extremely violent and extremely sexually explicit films with the two areas typically overlapping in sometimes uncomfortable ways. No one does this with more gusto and national pride than the current wave of Japanese filmmakers, or more often, “video” makers as this film, like so many others, was shot on video and it looks like it.


The plot is standard horror movie formula from chapter one of the introductory textbook. Explorers in the Amazon (could be any exotic region) bring back a parasitic monster to the so called civilized world. They ignore all the warnings of the local witch doctor of course. The monster is later released by a group of sexually promiscuous teenagers and they are picked off one at a time. And as is typical for new horror films there is no final survivor. That, my friends, is the framework from which this and 90% of modern horror films operate. What makes the newer horror film watchable or unwatchable is the creative originality of the deaths and the size of the teenage girls boobs. The boobs are no problem here and the death sequences are simply gory Japanese style deaths, meaning there are lots of dangling entrails and syrupy looking blood. Of course the parasitic monster is located in the vaginas of the females in the film. There are “creative” camera shots of the beast slithering through the vaginal canal to chump on its next meal, usually the weiner of some doofy Japanese teenage boy.


There is nothing really all that original here and while the title may sound enticing (well, it did to me anyway) the movie is really pretty awful and unless you have a blog where you watch drek like this just to review it and further alienate yourself from society I see no reason to go out of your way to see it. I downloaded it from a peer to peer site and was able to find subtitles online easily though it seems most people are watching it this without subs. How they can follow the plot intricacies without subs is beyond me. I do not set my standards too high when I watch any modern movie with the word “pussy” in the title but I had hoped that there might be some effort here to try and live up to the title. Director/writer Takao Nakano seemed to realize that the title alone who lure in enough curiosity seekers and opted to make a film devoid of plot experimentation, decent camera work, acceptable acting or one genuine surprise.

As is the case with most newer low budget Japanese horror films the emphasis is on gore and things disgusting, such as globs of female sexual secretions that people keep slipping in. Instead of oil wrestling we are treated to scenes of lovely Japanese girls “wrestling” in slimy blood and slimy secretions. One girl is strangled with her own entails in one “shocking” scene. The monster is really phony looking and all the questions a movie like this brings up are not even attempted to be answered. All the better. The film only runs about an hour and it seemed longer. The girls are "chunky" little Asians who don't mind showing off their assets but that is about all I can say for this one. Certainly one for the guys to watch alone and not with your wives or girl friends, unless she is Lorena Bobbit.


Killer Pussy Dance Scene



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